Yeah..........today wasn't a good day. Nope. Nope, definitely not.
Some sec 5, undoubtedly *slightly* stressed and zombified, with their brain mostly liquefied, decided to have a little picnic....in the freaking middle of the "cafeteria". Camp fires songs, marshmallows, the whole kit. Normally, a small picnic would be a problem, especially in any other proper cafeteria, but our cafeteria is so small that little 8x8 foot took up 1 eighth of the entire place. Staff had to pull out the big guns to do some crowd dispersal. By that, I mean M.Fiorito, a slightly racist, loud voiced, wacky humored, claims he is 70 in perfect shape while having a beer belly, gym teacher. (almost completely bald too)
Sec 4s attempted to pull off a mass class skipping. It was dismayal. UTTER FAILURE. Proof that balls shrink when you're at CSL. Thank god only one more year to go, otherwise we may well all become impotent. Last year was successful. This year, we got our balls chopped off and handed back to us by the teachers. Not something I would like to remember anytime soon.
Sec 3 are still young, with their balls still intact, and details are sketchy but they were probably doing what they usually do. Meaning :scream, bitch,bite, complain, petition, shout, swarm etc. etc. Already, their voices are higher than a baby at birth. I shiver to think about how high pitched their voices get once their testicles fall off with all the toxic stuff at CSL. The teachers are tearing their hair out so much the sec 3 are indisciplined. I'm sure they'll try extra hard to castrate the sec 3 monsters ASAP.
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My bawlz got sore after reading that
ReplyDeleteAlso, a whole bunch of sec. 5 decided to agglomerate in the french class in front of the computer room on the second floor and started to chant and scream like Mongols.
ReplyDeletePS: I was in the computer room when it all happened and I think I was writting my ethics text or something.