!TWEET YOU!

I know I write too much per post, and should have realized more of you don't read at the speed of light. I blame the IB. Anyways, I'm trying something shorter today, BEHOLD:

THE SHORTEST RANT YOU'VE EVER FUCKING READ ABOUT FUCKING TWITTER.


Nobody—except maybe your mom—gives a shit where you are, what you're doing, and we definitely don't want your opinion about it either.

Aside from noticing twitter, the other definitions are:

twit·ter (twtr)

v. twit·tered, twit·ter·ing, twit·ters

v.intr.

1. To utter a succession of light chirping or tremulous sounds; chirrup.

2.

a. To speak rapidly and in a tremulous manner: twittering over office gossip.

b. To giggle nervously; titter.

3. To tremble with nervous agitation or excitement.

v.tr.

To utter or say with a twitter: twittered a greeting.

n.

1.

a. The light chirping sound made by certain birds.

b. A similar sound, especially light, tremulous speech or laughter.

2. Agitation or excitement; flutter.

All of the above gives the picture of a really annoying asshole don't they? TAKE THE HINT! Don't Tweet.

Or, make it interesting, like this guy : Shitmydadsays


[According to a certain ranting teacher, citations don't count, so therefore, this rant only contains 58 words, which is a downright IB miracle for me]