What Happened Today?

1- Lime drew this picture of our schoolyard. (During ENG class, where else. Click for bigger pic)
(chair stuck between basketball net and wall, near the cafeteria entrance)
You can totally imagine in fifty years, when the place is going to be half burnt down and the area being a ghetto-er ghetto, with gangsters robbing people in the schoolyard, that chair, is still going to be stuck there. THAT is our legacy. A broken chair.

2- The *English teacher*, lost control of the class again. Prick* decided to help out. What happened was:
-All 6 feet-six of Prick stands up and attempts to shut up the class.
-All 6 feet-six of Prick succeeds
-*Teacher* uses the short period of silence to insert this witty comment:

"Talking about sexism in sports, I bet if I were a big tall strong man, you would all be listening to me."

(But you're not, so why don't you use something else to grab out attention? How about finishing your sentences? Or how about your sex appeal—oh wait, you don't have any of that)
-Following this comment, Prick, without hesitation, immediately shoves pencil cases under his knees as he gets on his knees in a classic midget imitation act.
-We laugh.

*Prick is an alias, a funny one. This is not to insult anyone. And if you do have a 6ft 6 prick, don't get an erection, you'll pass out.

3-*Teacher* got her scare of the day as the DVD player got a life of its own. WOOOOooooooO. As she ejected the disk, the tray repeatedly retracted.
(Obviously, somebody had the remote—although the event was accidental)

4-To finish it off, a creepy cow:

GAH! *Censored*

This is just no more than a follow-up related to the deleted "GAH!*Censored*" post.

Today we got our evaluation essays back. The first thing you notice, aside from the scribbled A, is the overabundance of commas that she added (without being asked). Those darn dots-dangling-a-tail are real sons of bitches in English, just like in any other language. The rules governing their use are as opaque as vomit. Sometimes put it, sometimes don't, do put it in front of "but", but don't if... yadayadayada. In the end, a few concrete cases aside, commas are optional, and depend on the tone of your writing more than anything else. (Come to think of it, they also look a little like sperm.)
Anyways, for some reason, the english teacher seems to love them. If you replace every comma she added with "euh" or "aah", and read it out loud, it would be EXACTLY like how she talks.

In search of something to blog about...

Everyday, after eating some chocolate and resting after school, I re-animate my deadened brain and try to think of a topic to blog about.
It isn't as easy as you think. I've got to come up with a topic that would appeal to most readers and ideally, it should be something readers can relate to. (ex: *term deleted* history teacher-in-training)
Also, I go here for inspiration.
Today however, I got an unexpected dose of this from Pok Kai:




If Cracked.com didn't help, I ask all my friends on MSN if they have something, and since most of them are all boring lifeless hunks of flesh, (just joking!) I get a lot of
"hmms", "euhs", "it was a boring day" etc.
So, of course, I've got to dig deep into the truckload of memories from today I'd rather forget, (Why does Julian's comments always pop into my head first?) and like a magician, I need to pull something amazing out of a cow's ass and splatter it all over the blog. (Where I'm from, magicians do that instead of pulling something out of a hat. Hats are 4 noob magicians.)

I had to think a very long time to find something good. Truth is, today was a really darn flat n' boring day, and I'm no magician, so I'm not too good at pulling anything out of anywhere. I had to think all the way back to about 6:45AM this morning.
I started my day listening to this on the radio:



It was an awesome start to my day.

(Yeah, I didn't post anything for yesterday. You got a problem with that? You want me to pull something outta yo' ass?)