Here's a random thought...

You know those classified poem(s) you had to do?

Have you ever asked what their purpose was?

Well, their purpose is, aside from being an example treehuggers give about Reusing, 

is being a way for criminals too cheap or low tech to type their threats to get their message across.

Keep that in mind the next time you need to type a cleverly versed ransom note, but your printer's out of ink because of all those darn MTI formatted reports you've just printed.

Report from Australian news reader

It's confirmed once again: CATS HAVE NINE LIVES!

Cat falls eight storeys and survives!



Now those who are well versed in the saying, or are just not interested, may have noticed it was a Australian news website. Don't ask why I read Australian news because I have no explanation.

Actually, it's a new project I'm thinking of starting.

Those of you who aren't still in the young age of denial, innocence and optimism may have noticed that shit happens all around the world. You may have realized, one morning, drinking your coffee and eating your high-in-fiber cereals that: "Shit, the world's fucked up."

Too right you are. (And also, all the fiber you eat just ends up in the toilet bowl, and yet, they charge so much more for high-in-fiber cereal, does that seem right to you?)

 Regardless, depending on location, cultural differences, etc, I'm sure that each country's news websites will vary in the type, amount and presentation of whatever shit is happening on their soil. So, starting from next week, for one week, I'm going to read at least three different country's top news websites and hopefully, come back here with a humorous but totally meaningless report about news in other countries. Feel free to help.

French End of Year Writing Eval

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=107035919339339&v=wall

I think this says it better than I can.

Thanks to sister for finding it.