Snow, snow, go away…

Canada, as most know, has some pretty long, cold winters (surprisingly not even getting warmer with global warming). I had heard there would be snow this week, but I did not expect it to be true (I don’t trust the weather people, so sue me). I was proven wrong by Mother Nature, obviously. We got some moderately light flurries, which, under winter circumstances is expected...The problem? Winter’s been officially over for about three weeks. It hasn’t snowed in about a month! We’ve had temperatures near 10 to 15 degrees Celsius and yet it starts snowing again? Okay, so there isn’t any trace of snow on the ground, but it was depressing to see our familiar nemesis this far into the year.

Interesting tidbit: Our fellow cellma- , I mean, schoolmates are currently in Italy. Making a reference to my previous article on the potential case of cannibalism going on at school, this could be a perfect opportunity for the sick tyrants to branch out and have an Italian branch of our cannibalistic cafeteria. God knows they have enough students to get them started.

I’m going to keep this article rather short since we have to keep a reserve of subjects to prattle on about.

Lime