...and a hot goddess called Eostre/Ishtar/Ostara. She is the goddess of fertility. Since rabbits reproduce like mad, and take my word for it, for I own a particularly horny male rabbit, the rabbit is one of her symbols. (ref needed)
Eggs, for obvious reasons. But also—the moon, and a basket for the womb.
Anyways, originally a pagan holiday, Christians adopted it in order to, of course, convert more people, why else.
Companies added their 20th of a cent, so now its a christian and very chocolaty holiday. After Halloween, Easter is the holiday where we consume the most candy/chocolate.
Oh, and get shocked by this familiar piece of work. Bootsch bootsch bootsch bootsch
WTF does a bunny have to do with electrons? It looks like a pink panther gone wrong.
Ah, but wait, there's more! Energizer Bunny is in America. In Europe and Australia, there is—no shit included—the Duracell Bunny!
How traumatizing. Look closely, that rabbit is creepy. It's saying: Oh, look at where I'm gonna shove this...I'm gonna power you up real good.
Easy-going EasterBunny Rap:
On another note, English class—nah, the whole day—was a breeze. Movies, or what students call "filler tasks" were the order of the day. For Spanish class, we actually got a TIT (teacher-in-training) who was formerly from College Saint-Anne. (Our competition)
The initial reaction was Hi-larious. It was like, huh? you from CSA? Oh you gonna getta hurt real bad. But no, she was nice, and smart. She started imeadiately with some ass kissing; she knew she needed to say something to get our attention, and calm our excitement. She told us how nice we are compared to other students, and that CSA and CSL are pretty similar, with HUMOR no less. For a substitute teacher, substituting for the last period, of the last day before a long weekend, she did admirably.
Teachers are pretty much all CSL has left that excels, glad to see we still have that, mostly intact.
Yeah, she said we had better student quality
ReplyDeletePersonally, I felt insulted. I would rather associate with cool people, than kind nerds. And she let us watch a french movie during Spanish.
That's so unfair =o
ReplyDeleteWe never got to watch toy story in french =[
We didn't see toystory in french, we watched half of it in Spanish, then we watched the conductor or some shit in french.
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