When hell catches fire...we run!
Fire alarm went off near the end of the last period today. Was not a drill.
First things first: our fire alarm sound really SUCKS! It's like if we couldn't afford a proper bell. It just sounds like a little hammer hitting plastic. BBUURRR BBURRR BBURRR! It doesn't sound urgent at all, it sounds like a fat guy trying to make a beat with his flatulence.
Many classes had tests. Sec 3 rats had a test since study period, and just as they were about to finish, the fat guy starting letting it rip. Obviously, their teacher was pissed.
In fact, I had a test too. The teacher let us tear it up. Nothing more satisfying than that, except maybe burning it.
HI-larious, considering it was all due to certain people in charge who were busy smoking on their lunch break, instead of notifying the firefighters that some welding was going to be done on our waste evacuation pipes...
Incidentally, I wonder what cooked human waste smells like.
Why do I get the feeling that
curiosity is going to kill me one day?
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