Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The new CSL building Conspiracy

This is us
THIS
is our competition.
It's tight, CSL offers basic IB program. CSA offers IB program plus a bunch of sport, music, dance, and God-knows-what else programs. We are cheaper. They are more expensive. We are greasers, they are Socs.
The poor and stupid geniuses go to CSL.
The rich and stupid [occasional geniuses] go to CSA
We manage to beat them in the provincial exams by the sweat of our brows and the skin of our asses.
CSL is old and poor. Everything in the school dates back to the 80s, when it was founded. The computers are more recent, but if you compare in computer years, then our computers are like this:

















Anyways, I don't know from where, but somehow, CSL got enough money from the school board (and from threatening parents I suppose) to purchase or lease a "new" building for us. This project has apparently been going on for a few years now, but we havn't heard of it since awhile.
It is here: (Wow! A soccer field, a real gym! It's heaven!)

Just a quick note, it is an abandoned school of another school board.

Another quick note: It's a frequent location for drug deals and monkeys sporting tattoos and spray paint.

One last quick note: we're not getting it.*



Yeah, as you may or may not know, College St-Anne got jealous.*
If CSL gets a new building, CSA will lose potential students.
So instead, they've bribed the owners not to sell it to us. (Or maybe they've bought it.)
Moral of story: Have money.

Pity. There WAS going to be an illegal giant paintball war fest at the Lachine building. But that was back when we thought we were going to get a new building. As it is now, if we were to do it, we'd better not get caught, or—have lots of money.
Maybe we should do it at CSA for revenge...Ohh, imagine that nice building all splattered with paint...XD. No, even better, imagine a few fat st-annais in their powder-blue uniforms splattered with red paint!


*info provided by Skweeky, verified by Sec 5 and Mr. Wener (Winner).

2 comments:

  1. Oh, snap. Our humiliating destitution seems to be getting so pathetic as to be hilarious now. XD

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