Friday, March 27, 2009

The reform and gambling go hand in hand

There are as many reasons why the two go together as the number of fingers you have on all your three hands.

One day, after some sniffing some crack, the school boards sneezed out a new concept: Don't teach them anything except how to learn. Then, the task of learning is their problem.
Isn't that a little risky? What if we never ever learn that one, single, complicated, broad and multi-faceted aspect incorporating multiple techniques? Or, what if we learn how to learn, and then choose not to learn anything else? What then? And worse, to evaluate if you've learned how to learn, they throw you some shit, and then you gotta learn that on the spot, and repeat it in another way.
Newflash, if you want to learn anything properly, it's gonna take you a lot longer than 3 hours. To sum it up, basically, their BIG mistake is in trying to take something that is supposed to require time—sometimes your whole life—to develop naturally and thoroughly through other activities/life-experiences, and focus intensely on that, shoving you full of the stuff 'till you burst without giving us time to digest it. You can't teach somebody to be wise, you dumbasses!

They've made a gamble to overhaul the entire education system. It seems that their philosophy is that if something is broken, you can't do anything worse. If it ain't broken, don't fix it. If it is broken, don't fix it. Something things can't be fixed.
Shit will be shit: Shit shat by the king is just as shitty as shit shat by a sphinx which is just as shitty as shit shat by a shithead or shit shat by a pile of shit. (Try saying that fast)



Another thing about reform&gambling:
(In the following ratio of occurence—100:80:1)
Situation 1: Well done, you've got everything right on this test, so that gives you a B!
Situation 2: Aah, nice try, you've tried to add some extra stuff I've never taught you, in order to get an A, but you kind of messed up, so, that gives you a C! Better luck next time!
Situation 3: Omigod, you're a genius! You've answered EVERYTHING and even added a few hundred thousand pounds of bullshit without making a mistake or a contradiction! You get an A!
As you can see, the odds aren't good. When you're playing russian roulette, and you reach the point where 6 chambers are filled, consider stopping.

That's all for today, I know there are only 3 points, but then again, you don't really have 3 hands either.

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