In search of something to blog about...

Everyday, after eating some chocolate and resting after school, I re-animate my deadened brain and try to think of a topic to blog about.
It isn't as easy as you think. I've got to come up with a topic that would appeal to most readers and ideally, it should be something readers can relate to. (ex: *term deleted* history teacher-in-training)
Also, I go here for inspiration.
Today however, I got an unexpected dose of this from Pok Kai:




If Cracked.com didn't help, I ask all my friends on MSN if they have something, and since most of them are all boring lifeless hunks of flesh, (just joking!) I get a lot of
"hmms", "euhs", "it was a boring day" etc.
So, of course, I've got to dig deep into the truckload of memories from today I'd rather forget, (Why does Julian's comments always pop into my head first?) and like a magician, I need to pull something amazing out of a cow's ass and splatter it all over the blog. (Where I'm from, magicians do that instead of pulling something out of a hat. Hats are 4 noob magicians.)

I had to think a very long time to find something good. Truth is, today was a really darn flat n' boring day, and I'm no magician, so I'm not too good at pulling anything out of anywhere. I had to think all the way back to about 6:45AM this morning.
I started my day listening to this on the radio:



It was an awesome start to my day.

(Yeah, I didn't post anything for yesterday. You got a problem with that? You want me to pull something outta yo' ass?)