What Happened Today?

1- Lime drew this picture of our schoolyard. (During ENG class, where else. Click for bigger pic)
(chair stuck between basketball net and wall, near the cafeteria entrance)
You can totally imagine in fifty years, when the place is going to be half burnt down and the area being a ghetto-er ghetto, with gangsters robbing people in the schoolyard, that chair, is still going to be stuck there. THAT is our legacy. A broken chair.

2- The *English teacher*, lost control of the class again. Prick* decided to help out. What happened was:
-All 6 feet-six of Prick stands up and attempts to shut up the class.
-All 6 feet-six of Prick succeeds
-*Teacher* uses the short period of silence to insert this witty comment:

"Talking about sexism in sports, I bet if I were a big tall strong man, you would all be listening to me."

(But you're not, so why don't you use something else to grab out attention? How about finishing your sentences? Or how about your sex appeal—oh wait, you don't have any of that)
-Following this comment, Prick, without hesitation, immediately shoves pencil cases under his knees as he gets on his knees in a classic midget imitation act.
-We laugh.

*Prick is an alias, a funny one. This is not to insult anyone. And if you do have a 6ft 6 prick, don't get an erection, you'll pass out.

3-*Teacher* got her scare of the day as the DVD player got a life of its own. WOOOOooooooO. As she ejected the disk, the tray repeatedly retracted.
(Obviously, somebody had the remote—although the event was accidental)

4-To finish it off, a creepy cow: