Valentine's day Special (sucks, you should just skip this one)

Small collection of quotes for Valentine's day. Ideas, opinions expressed in the quotes are not mine. (Duh, that's why they're quotes). It's Saturday, it's valentine's day, I have better things to do.

Love is a grave mental disease.
Plato

"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." ~Unknown

"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown

"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith

Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." ~Jay Leno