The most fitting intro to a subject ever.

The very first class of every year, the teacher gives an intro to the subject, the class rules, what you're going to learn, blablabla.

The most unbeatable fitting intro to a class, but maybe not in terms of humor, was Ethics, which really is an intro to philosophy class.

You realize that this is a real philosophy class when the teacher is saying something like

screw the rules, screw generalizations! Think and ask yourself questions. Don't conform to societal norms! Be a rebel!

and then in the same hour, say something like,
As a team, I have to listen to the rules and my opinion is worth nothing. So I'm going to eval you according to the reform.

Now what do you think?
Welcome to intro to philosophy!

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