211s Rock

You learn something everyday. Today, I learned that there are FUCKING DUMB ASSHOLES attending our school.

It is a BUS, not a fucking boat in the middle of a storm. Then why is a BUS on the highway rocking back and forth like a hundred sumo wrestlers are fornicating inside?

First big fucking congratulations goes to a certain atmospheric phenomenon called the wind. Thanks a lot. Now Fuck Off.

Second big fucking congratulations goes to every retard who rocked the bus. There is a particular thing called resonant frequency and when you hit it just right, each successive rock will increase the amplitude of the movement. I'm sure the skulls of the assholes today would also have a particular frequency. The frequency that indicates HOLLOW.

The lack of common sense was astounding. It was an excellent "God, Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" moment. (GAYFKM)

The dipshits are on a HIGHWAY, going at least 70km/h, there's a shitload of wind already, so somehow, they decide to rock the bus? Yeah, hey, why not, there's cars to the left, and a deep ditch to our right. Weehoo! FUCKTARDS! Hello!? Did somebody rape the fucking brains out of you!?

The stupidity of the incident is so incredible that I cannot even come up with some clever rant. I just want to [deleted] them and [deleted] to the deepest circle of Hell and put them on a bus and rock them until they puke their guts out.

Worse, they enjoyed the thrill until the rocking got to such a big amplitude as to SCARE THE LIVING SHIT out of them.
They went from Weehoo! to Waaaaaaa!Mommmmyy! and shitting their pants so fast.
They were going what do we do? What do we do? What a bunch of worthless corpses they are.

For future reference, if a bus starts rocking, whether it be due to wind, DUMBFUCKS rocking it, or a hundred sumo wrestlers fornicating, you SIT YOUR ASS DOWN to lower the center of gravity, although if it's the lattermost case, you might also want to get the fuck out of there ASAP to preserve your sanity.

Good night.


PS: IB QUOTE: "Spark Notes are too long."

-IB Senior