Tuesday, June 9, 2009

About time for an update...

I figure it's about time for an update and I really need a break from working and studying and working and studying and working and studying and working and studying and working and studying etc.

So many things to talk about.

Let's start with the science lab test. One big curse for that. We're one of the few— if not the only—schools to be taking the exam, and it turns out many will be failing. The uncommon situation of GO/NO-GO happened here. 50% passes with flying colors and 50% fail miserably. That's something rare.
Keeping on the topic of rare occurrences, here's another:

Amazingly, somebody actually cheated AND GOT CAUGHT! Big FAIL. Holy crap how hard is it to cheat on a lab test!? And as with many things in life, it was sad as hell. Writing stuff on your hand, goddammit, your incompetence is an insult to us all. (The getting caught at cheating and the cheating itself.)

Somewhat off-topic is the other rare occurence of a teacher tackling a student. Hilariously, the student was attempting to make off with a bunch of exam papers. Somebody should organize a football game at the end of the year. Staff vs. Students. Full contact; if anybody's hospitalized, nobody is missing school.

Ah, coming up on the second topic of the day, ENGLISH CLASS! More specifically, the 'English' teacher.

English is in quotes because
1- she specializes ethic and religion
2- she doesn't speak a word of English. She doesn't even TRY. The English speakers at least make an effort to speak french in french class don't we!?
3- we haven't learned anything about the English language since she's been here.

But all in all, can't expect that much from her because:

1-end of the year (hard to find an English teacher, and hard for a substitute teacher to control us)
2-Catcher in the Rye (Seriously, what a load of garbage I didn't need to know about somebody WHO DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST!—I have better things to worry about than the ramblings of a mentally deranged, non-existent teen)

Exams are looming before us like the wave of a tsunami. I'm going to go back to my tsunami resistant cabin and study some more now.

Should you need more entertainment, read this article.

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